Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In this outrageous interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of a hapless bard in a whimsical world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, and every misinterpretation could lead to zany outcomes. As our bard, you must navigate a series of absurd situations, interacting with eccentric characters, misunderstood wizards, and chaotic deities, all while trying to fulfill, thwart, or completely misunderstand a prophecy that comes with a hefty dose of comedic chaos. Will your bard succeed in piecing together the true intentions of the prophecy, or will they accidentally trigger a series of events that sees the world plunged into hilarious anarchy? Each decision shapes the narrative in unpredictable ways!