Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the currency of power, you play as an aspiring oracle, a washed-up bard, who inadvertently stumbles upon a powerful ancient scroll that contains the predictions of the world's fate. As you read and misinterpret the chaotic prophecies, you must navigate a realm full of eccentric characters, mythological creatures, and dubious side quests. This text-based adventure allows players to shape their destiny by choosing different interpretations of the scroll's prophecies while juggling the warring factions vying for control. What hilariously disastrous outcomes will unfold as you mix prophecies, comedy, and chaos?