Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are currency, you play as a snarky fortune teller whose predictions are more often wrong than right. After accidentally foreseeing a disaster that inadvertently causes a celestial rift, you must navigate the ridiculous expectations of heroes, villains, and frustrated clients who are desperate for a 'real' prophecy. As you encounter various whimsical characters and absurd scenarios, your choices will determine whether you become a legendary oracle or the laughing stock of the realm. Explore quirky lands, solve laugh-out-loud dilemmas, and maybe figure out where things went so wrong—all while dodging the apocalyptic consequences of your own prophecies.