Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a land where prophecies are bought and sold like currency, you play as a down-on-their-luck fortune-teller, notorious for mixing up predictions. After stumbling upon a genuine prophecy that could change the fate of the realm, you must navigate a chaotic world of mythical figures, ridiculous challenges, and outlandish decisions. With each interaction, your wit and charm will determine the outcome of blundering heroes, snarky sidekicks, and bombastic villains, all while facing the hilarious consequences of the prophecies you've 'delivered.' Can you solve the mystery of the prophecy before it turns everyone into oversized toads? Or will you end up as a mere footnote in history? Choose wisely!