Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies dictate the fates of all, you play as a reluctant oracle whose predictions are known for their hilarious misinterpretations. Each day, a new prophecy magically appears, and it's up to you to navigate the ridiculous outcomes while trying to avoid the wrath of the overzealous Prophecy Guardians. Add in a motley crew of quirky sidekicks—like a cynical talking cat and an overly dramatic bard—and embark on a chaotic journey to rewrite your destiny, while deciding whose prophecy truly matters: yours, theirs, or none at all!