Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into the chaotic realm of Zephoria, where prophecies are not only common but also wildly unpredictable. You play as a disillusioned Seer who has grown tired of the absurd prophecies being sold to the highest bidder. As rival factions aim to manipulate fate for their gain, you decide to take matters into your own hands. In this interactive text-based adventure, your choices lead to hilarious outcomes as you navigate colorful characters, absurd quests, and a series of prophecies that often contradict themselves. Will you ally with the bumbling Sorcerer, the scheming Oracle, or the sarcastic talking sword to unravel the ultimate mystery of your own future, or will you just keep dodging the ridiculous expectations placed upon you?