Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a snarky seer who has just discovered that every prophecy you've ever voiced has been hijacked and twisted by a mischievous trickster god! Armed with your sharp wit and a not-so-reliable crystal ball, you must navigate through the absurd events of bizarre quests assigned to you by over-the-top characters, including self-absorbed heroes, overly emotional villains, and cursed talking pets. Each decision you make will lead to a different destiny, but can you uncover the truth behind the trickster god's motivations while maintaining your signature sarcasm? Prepare for a prophetic adventure filled with comedy, unhinged choices, and a touch of dark humor!