Whose Prophecy is it Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you play as a lowly bard-turned-prophet who has accidentally started rewriting famous prophecies for your own gain. Instead of facing dire consequences, you find yourself embroiled in a hilarious showdown with rival oracles, clumsy gods, and a mischievous talking pet who wants to take over the realm. Embark on a journey through absurd quests, where your choices manipulate the outcome of prophecies in outrageous ways. Interact with a colorful cast of characters, solve quirky puzzles, and use your wit to navigate a world where everything is a matter of interpretation and everyone has their own agenda.