You are a well-meaning but clueless apprentice to a famous oracle in a whimsical fantasy realm where prophecies literally come to life. When an ancient curse threatens to unravel time itself, you're the unlikely hero tasked with interpreting scattered and often contradictory prophecies to save your world. Your choices influence the development of absurd scenarios—like convincing a grumpy dragon to share its hoard if you recite a ridiculous riddle or persuading a baffled town to throw a festival for a butterfly’s arrival. Each choice leads to unpredictable consequences, and the humor lies in the ridiculous, dramatic twists of fate, all while trying to figure out who the real master of prophecies is! Will you create a new fate, or will you just stumble around like a headless chicken?