Step into the shoes of an out-of-luck, down-on-their-heels scribe living in a chaotic fantasy realm where prophecies are constantly being made and broken. As fate would have it, you accidentally stumble upon a prophetic scroll that hints at a world-altering event—except it’s written in the forma of a confusing, grammatically incorrect riddle! Navigate the absurdities of various mystical factions, haughty wizards, and reluctant heroes who each have their own interpretation of the prophecy. Your choices will lead to wild scenarios and unexpected outcomes, taking the age-old trope of fantasy quests and turning it on its head. Can you unravel the real meaning of the prophecy before the realm falls apart, or will you pen your own hilariously shattered destiny?