Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as mismatched socks, you play as a snarky scryer with a knack for misinterpreting visions. Tasked with resolving overlapping prophecies that contradict each other, you'll navigate a hilariously chaotic landscape of kings, queens, and mystical creatures all while trying not to accidentally start the next great war. Use your quick wit and cunning to alter the course of fate itself, make hilarious choices that lead to outrageous outcomes, and uncover the truth behind the tangled web of prophecies in this comedic, branching narrative.