Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the currency of fate, you're a hapless fortune-teller trying to make a name for yourself. As the family heir of the most famous prophetic dynasty, you stumble upon an ancient scroll that grants wild and unpredictable prophecies. These subpar forecasts often lead to zany situations, absurd misunderstandings, and ridiculous quests. Guide your character through a series of dramatic yet hilarious events as they navigate the chaotic world of misinterpretations and outrageous prophecies. Will you rise to fame as the most beloved oracle or fall into history as the butt of jokes? Your choices guide the hilarity, with multiple endings based on how you handle the absurdity!