Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where prophecies are assigned not by fate, but by the chaotic whims of a mischievous wizard who’s gone on vacation. As a self-proclaimed hero with zero experience, you'll navigate a series of bizarre challenges dictated by random prophecies that can change at the drop of a feather. Encounter quirky characters who offer ridiculous advice while you unravel the true source of these prophecies and hilariously grapple with absurd choices that shape your destiny. Will you fulfill your own absurd fate, or will you choose to hilariously crash and burn?