Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre and twisted world where prophecies and absurdity intertwine, you play as a disgraced oracle who has lost their ability to predict the future. Stripped of their titles and credibility, you must navigate a series of outrageous events filled with unpredictable characters—ranging from bumbling assassins to overly enthusiastic cult leaders—who all believe you hold the key to their destinies. With each decision, you craft a ludicrous narrative full of unexpected twists, deciphering strange rituals and riddles while crafting prophecies that may or may not even make sense. Will you regain your prestige, go mad, or accidentally start a following devoted to cats? The choice is yours in this hilarious and dramatic adventure!