Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as unpredictable as the weather, you play as a reluctant oracle with a satirical edge. Faced with absurd predictions coming from bizarre sources—like a talking cat and a disgruntled fortune teller—you must navigate a tapestry of intertwined destinies. The choices you make will alter the fates of various eccentric characters, leading to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. As rumors spread about your 'consistent inconsistency,' you'll discover the comedic weight of expectation and destiny. Will you embrace your dubious gift or sabotage the cosmos with your irreverent decisions?