Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies shape destinies, you find yourself in the middle of a divine bureaucratic mess. You are a minor deity tasked with interpreting competing prophecies from various cults and factions that all claim to hold the truth about your future. Navigate through layers of conflicting information, negotiate with eccentric followers, and uncover the absurdity of divine expectations in this interactive text-based game. Your choices will determine who wins the prophecy battle, how the world changes, and your own place in it. Will you be a benevolent god, an indifferent trickster, or a power-hungry deity?