Whose Prophecy Is It Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and often misinterpreted, you play as a disgruntled fortune teller who realizes that their own future is being dictated by a series of bizarre whims from a group of overly dramatic patrons. Navigate hilarious scenarios where you must interpret wildly absurd prophecies while trying to sabotage the chaotic prophecy auction. Engage with quirky characters, each with their own ridiculous expectations and intentions, and make choices that lead to multiple endings, from becoming the renowned 'Prophecy Paradox' to a cosmic joke in the afterlife.