Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as morning coffee, you play as a washed-up oracle who has lost their predictive touch. As you navigate the absurd and often ludicrous world of magical bureaucracy, you must uncover the mystery of a cryptic prophecy that could either save the kingdom or plunge it into chaos. Filled with quirky characters—from disgruntled wizards to overly optimistic knights—you'll engage in witty banter and absurd decision-making, leading to multiple outcomes that challenge your wits and morals. Will you find your spark again, or let the prophecy go hilariously awry?