Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where epic quests and obligatory prophecies abound, you play as a cynical bard who discovers that everyone, even the most mundane characters, has their own prophecy. Instead of saving the world, your task is to navigate a series of absurd scenarios, misinterpret prophecies, and subtly manipulate events to ensure that chaos reigns. Will you collect wild tales from eccentric characters, forge dubious alliances, and perhaps pen a new prophecy of your own? Every choice leads to unexpected and hilarious outcomes, creating a rich tapestry of intertwining fates.