Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are as common as morning coffee, but rarely make sense. You'll play as Zephyr, a snarky bard who accidentally discovers a book of prophecies that are half-written and filled with absurdities. As you journey through quirky realms, you'll meet a lineup of eccentric characters, each with their own unfinished prediction to fulfill. It's up to you to glean the absurd meanings behind the prophecies, sidestep misfortune, and perhaps write a few of your own! Choices you make impact the story's bizarre outcomes, leading to adaptations of the prophecies that are wilder than imagined. Can you find the coherence in chaos, or will you just end up in a dragon’s BBQ?