Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Saving the world was never this ridiculous—thank goodness I have a lute!

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In a whimsical kingdom where prognosticators abound, you play as a snarky, underachieving bard who accidentally stumbles upon an ancient prophecy that hints at the end of the world. Instead of following the typical hero’s journey, your task is to navigate through a myriad of absurd and unpredictable choices—ranging from joining a band of eccentric knights on a quest to prove their valor, to concocting outrageous lies to thwart a malevolent sorcerer who wants to take credit for your revelations. Engage in witty banter, make unexpected alliances, and outsmart foes with clever wordplay as you rewrite fate in an interactive story that’s as much about facing the absurdity of life as it is about saving it.