Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic realm of fortune-tellers, crackpot seers, and misguided oracles in 'Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?' You play as a snarky apprentice to an eccentric prophecy-writer who accidentally blundered their way into fame. In this text-based adventure, you must navigate through a series of absurd events triggered by increasingly bizarre and conflicting prophecies. Enter madcap situations where every choice twists the narrative in unexpected ways, from battling misguided cults to haggling for the best tarot deck at the local bazaar. Can you untangle the truth from the chaos and reshape the destiny of your world before it's too late? Or will you just be another footnote in the annals of absurdity?