Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are as common as bad jokes at a dinner party, you play as a reluctant oracle who must navigate an absurd landscape filled with outrageous destinies, quirky companions, and a villainous astrologer named Zoltar the Unlucky. Your task? To decipher the wildly contradictory prophecies written on your 'Magic 8-Ball of Fate' while juggling the expectations of eccentric characters who each believe they're the hero of their own story. Make decisions that can lead to ridiculous outcomes—like accidentally starting an interdimensional bake-off or inadvertently creating a rival prophecy that leads to a comedy of errors. Each choice reshapes the story, leading you down a path of hilarious misadventures and unexpected twists.