Step into the chaotic world of prophecies gone haywire! You are a reluctant seer in a fantasy land where ancient prophecies from various oracles are unpredictably intertwined with modern dilemmas. Navigate through absurd situations where you must decode prophecies that humorously misinterpret your reality. As chaos ensues, you’ll encounter quirky characters like a vain knight who misinterprets your visions for his own glory and a hapless bard who turns your prophecies into cheesy ballads. Will you help unravel the truth or throw the world into more confusion?