Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into the mischievous shoes of a reluctant oracle who stumbles upon an ancient prophecy that has been scribbled in chalk on the dungeon floor. As you navigate a chaotic world filled with quirky characters, misunderstandings, and a brewing war between factions, you must decide what parts of the prophecy to follow, alter, or blatantly ignore. Your choices will lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes in a plot that twists like a dervish and challenges the very nature of destiny. Encounter absurd challenges, side-quests that don't make sense, and allies who might just be double agents or really bad actors in this rollicking, text-based adventure.