Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

You are a hapless bard in a world where prophecies run rampant and often absurd. Tasked with unraveling the most ridiculous prophecies for the sake of your fame (and sanity), you'll navigate a kaleidoscope of eccentric characters, magical mishaps, and plot twists that would make any storyteller weep. Your choices dictate who benefits from the prophecy and how, putting you at the center of a whimsical power struggle where even the world’s most illustrious fortune-tellers can’t keep a straight face. Scribes, mystics, and prophecy enthusiasts will either assist or hinder you, depending on the ridiculousness of your claims. Will you become a legendary figure, or a mere punchline in the annals of history?