Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are bought, sold, and traded like commodities, you play as an unassuming scholar who suddenly finds themselves in the middle of a prophecy heist gone wrong. As different factions vie for your attention—each claiming exclusive rights to one of the most absurdly hilarious prophecies in existence—you must navigate the chaos, forming alliances, making enemies, and answering riddles that seem more like dad jokes than ancient wisdom. Will you use your wits to decide who gets to claim the prophecy, or will you become a pawn in a larger game? Your choices will lead to unexpected twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and an ending that might just redefine the meaning of destiny!