Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In this whimsical and unpredictable text-based game, you play as a bumbling seer in a fantastical world where prophecies have a mind of their own. Tasked with interpreting outrageous prophecies that seem to foreshadow utterly bizarre events, players must navigate through absurd scenarios, engage with quirky townsfolk, and piece together the true meaning of chaos in order to restore peace—or incite even more nonsense. Each decision you make can lead to wildly different outcomes, from becoming the town's hero to being chased by an army of sentient vegetables. With your hot mess of so-called visions, it’s up to you to embrace the ridiculousness of fate.