In an alternate universe where prophecies are a commodity traded like stocks, players assume the role of a snarky, down-on-their-luck fortune teller named Verity. With a quirky team of eccentric characters—including a conspiracy theorist with a flair for the dramatic, a jaded ex-god, and a useless enchanted pet—the player must solve the mystery of a missing prophecy that holds the key to the balance of fate. Engage in witty dialogues, choose-your-own-adventure-style plot twists, and hilarious side quests that expose the absurdity of the prophecies' ripple effects on daily life. Will you recover the lost prophecy, or will fate throw a banana peel your way before you can find it?