Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you are a disgraced Seer who accidentally became the most sought-after fortune-teller in the kingdom after one of your half-hearted predictions unexpectedly came true. Now, noble adventurers, quirky peasants, and scheming politicos all need your guidance, each vying for their own ends. As you navigate through ludicrous quests that often go hilariously wrong, you must decide whom to help, what prophecies to make (or break), and how to dodge the consequences of your ambiguous visions. Will you embrace the chaos, or try to regain your lost credibility? Buckle up for dramatic plot twists that redefine destiny itself!