Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the ultimate currency, you play as an out-of-work seer who stumbles upon a decrepit prophecy shop, filled with bizarre, unfinished predictions. Your task is to navigate the absurd world of diviners, overzealous adventurers, and eccentric kings while piecing together outrageous prophecies to sell to the highest bidder—or rewrite them for your own gain. Make choices that lead to unexpected scenarios, each leading to hilarious outcomes as you attempt to discover if destiny is fixed or just a poorly written script. Will you become the savior of a kingdom, the harbinger of chaos, or simply the punchline of a cosmic joke?