Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where prophecies are as common as bread and butter, but nobody ever gets it right. You play as a jaded seer in a magical realm who has grown tired of being the 'chosen one' or guiding quests for heroes who are never quite up to the task. With a quirky array of characters including a bumbling knight, a sarcastic talking cat, and a rival seer who can't seem to keep their fates straight, it's up to you to navigate through ridiculous scenarios, misinterpret strange prophecies, and ultimately decide whether to fulfill your 'destiny' or just skip town. As you craft your tale with humor and wit, choose wisely: will you embrace your fate or heckle it until it turns red with embarrassment?