Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical realm torn asunder by contradictory prophecies from rival oracles, you play as a reluctant hero weekending as a professional 'Prophetical Consultant.' Your mission: to untangle the chaos of misleading predictions and ensure that fate unfolds as intended—whatever that means. Through humorous dialogue, bizarre character interactions, and outlandish quests, you will encounter eccentric beings, each convinced that they are the rightful heirs of destiny. With each decision you make, the path diverges in comedic and chaotic ways, testing your wit and wisdom. Can you restore order to the prophecies, or will hilarity ensue as the universe spirals further into absurdity?