Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where ancient prophecies are not carved in stone, but are mercurial and quite often absurd. You play as a bumbling prophecizer who finds themselves caught in the crossfire of rival factions whose destinies hang in the balance. Use your wits, charm, and a healthy dose of sarcasm to navigate through illogical quests, botched seers, and comically exaggerated myths. Make choices that alter the tapestry of fate itself, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes, all while trying to discern which of the prophecies is truly yours!