In a world where prophecies run rampant, you play as a washed-up soothsayer named Crimble. You're tasked with interpreting conflicting prophecies that claim to dictate the fate of your quaint town. Instead of leaving fate in the hands of fate, you decide to turn the tables on destiny, challenging these prophetic visions with your sharp wit and questionable judgment. Navigate through a series of comically absurd scenarios where you must decide whether to fulfill, sabotage, or outright ignore these prophecies. Your choices will lead to ludicrous outcomes, shape alliances, and determine the town's future in this interactive comedy of errors.