Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are commercialized and sold to the highest bidder, you play as a skeptical bard trying to unravel the truth behind mysterious forecasts while navigating through absurd situations. Use your wit, charm, and perhaps a bit of deceit to decide whether to fulfill, rewrite, or sabotage these prophecies. Each choice influences which quirky characters cross your path, from backstabbing sorcerers to well-meaning but misguided fortune tellers. The ultimate goal: reclaim the art of storytelling while fending off hired prophecy guardians who are never quite what they seem.