Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are all the rage, you play as Zephyr, a washed-up bard with an uncanny ability to misinterpret prophecies handed down by cryptic oracles. Set in the bustling kingdom of Fableton, your journey involves navigating an array of eccentric characters, from rival bards to prophetic beasts, and avoiding the wrath of those who seek to fulfill the inaccurate predictions you've unwittingly instigated. With each false prophecy you concoct, the stakes rise higher, leading to chaotic adventures that reflect the absurdity of destiny in a world where every choice could lead to fame, failure, or an awkward encounter with a talking chicken. Will you become a herald of destiny or the architect of chaos? The choice is yours, and the punchlines are abundant!