Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are traded like stocks, you play as a sassy prophecy broker who must navigate through bizarre characters and absurd situations. As the self-proclaimed 'Prophet of the Prophets,' your job is to buy, sell, and sometimes rewrite prophecies based on whims, fancies, or just pure chaos. With the looming threat of an ancient prophecy that's meant to destabilize the market and plunge the world into utter absurdity, you must gather wits, charm allies, and use a touch of mischievous magic to outsmart rival brokers, negotiate the crypto-curse of ancient oracles, and discover the truth behind your own tangled fate. Each choice leads to unexpected twists, wonderfully silly interactions, and an ever-expanding plot that tests your ingenuity and humor.