Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are currency, you play as an underappreciated clerk at the Bureau of Prophetic Affairs. One day, you accidentally stumble upon a highly classified prophecy—the kind that could shift the very balance of fate itself! Now, you must decide whether to sell it, fulfill it, or rewrite it entirely while contending with quirky challengers, absurd political factions, and your own chaotic destiny. Weave through a tapestry of comedic misadventures as you manipulate fate, navigate unexpected alliances, and confront the bizarre consequences of your decisions in a battle for the ultimate control of prophecy.