Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and traded like stocks, you play as a cynical underachiever named Jax who stumbles upon a mysterious scroll that predicts the bizarre outcomes of everyday life. With the help of a ragtag group of prophetic misfits, you must navigate through chaotic marketplaces, deception-laden prophecies, and hilariously absurd quests, all while deciding whether to fulfill, ignore, or hilariously sabotage the prophecies you encounter. Your choices shape the chaotic world around you, leading to wildly different outcomes and comical consequences. Will you learn to embrace your destiny or rewrite the rules of prophecy itself?