Whose Prophecy is it, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where prophecies are a dime a dozen, you are an aspiring oracle stuck in a monotonous village. One day, you accidentally misinterpret a prophecy that sets off a series of outrageous events involving a dragon with a foot fetish, a lovelorn goblin, and a talking potion bottle with identity issues. Your choices will determine the fate of your village and possibly the world, as you navigate through zany dialogues and absurd situations to uncover who really holds the power of prophecy. Will you embrace your inner oracle, or take on the role of the bard and sing your way out of trouble?