Whose Prophecy is it, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the norm, you play as a cynical prophecy writer who discovers that their latest creation is wildly misinterpreted by various factions: a warring cult, a bumbling group of amateur mystics, and an overly ambitious politician. As you navigate these absurd scenarios, you’ll need to correct misunderstandings, defuse conflicts, and find a way to reclaim your narrative. Each choice alters the outcome, leading to hilariously unexpected fates for those who place their faith in your words. Will you keep your sanity intact or become the laughingstock of the prophecy realm?