Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are doled out like candy, you play as a reluctant bard with an uncanny ability to manipulate fate through storytelling. Your journey transforms into a chaotic quest as you wrangle with rival seers, misinterpret cryptic omens, and inadvertently fulfill—or thwart—prophecies by mere accident. Every decision leads to absurd twists, and your talent for improvisation is your only weapon. Will you rise to become the legendary storyteller or get swallowed by the very tales you tell? The power of fate is in your hands, but so is the humor of the situation.