In a world where prophecies are churned out like bakery goods, players take on the role of a reluctant oracle tasked with deciphering a string of dubious prophecies forecasted by wildly eccentric seers. As you navigate a series of bizarre events and comic misunderstandings, you'll encounter quirky characters; from an overly dramatic bard to an angry mythical creature whose fate rests on your comedic interpretations. Each decision you make alters the hilarity and paths of the prophecies, leading to outrageous outcomes. Try to piece together which prophecy actually belongs to whom, while battling your inner skepticism and a disappearing sense of time!