Whose Prophecy is it, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the cornerstone of power, you find yourself holding a prophecy that may or may not be cursed. As a self-deprecating but resourceful protagonist, you'll navigate a series of hilarious misadventures in a kingdom where rival factions will stop at nothing to either claim or destroy your prophecy. Through witty dialogues and outrageous situations, you'll determine the fate of the realm while trying to solve the mystery of who wrote the prophecy in the first place—and why it keeps changing every time you recite it. Will you become the hero, the villain, or the punchline? Your choices shape the path of this whimsical story!