Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are the latest get-rich-quick schemes, you play as a down-on-their-luck oracle with the unique ability to rewrite any prophecy. The catch? You can't control which one you rewrite or when it will backfire hilariously. Journey through mystical lands, encounter eccentric characters who are desperate for a glimpse of their fate, and stitch together a patchwork of wacky outcomes (like turning a dragon into a chicken). Engage in dynamic storytelling where your choices affect the comical twists of fate for heroes, villains, and everything in between, all while unraveling a mysterious prophecy that could save—or doom—your world. Your journey will be fraught with danger, laughter, and perhaps an uncomfortable amount of puns. Will you become the oracle of legends or the clown of calamities?