Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Guess what? Your future's a joke—and I’m the punchline!

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In a world where prophecies are written by the highest bidders, you play as an underachieving oracle with a dark sense of humor. Equipped only with snarky commentary and a dubious 'Prophecy-O-Matic 5000', you must navigate through society's elite and eccentric courtiers, each demanding their own prophecies for reasons ranging from absurd to outright bizarre. As you interact with a vibrant cast of characters, you’ll make choices that change the course of their outrageous futures—will you trick them for a laugh, or help them achieve their dreams (or nightmares)? The fate of the kingdom may rest in your hilariously unqualified hands!