Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

If destiny knocks, make sure you don’t answer—it's probably an overzealous fortune teller!

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Step into a fantastical realm where prophecies are the hot commodity! Players take on the role of a down-on-their-luck oracle who must navigate a series of absurd, over-the-top situations to fulfill or thwart hilarious prophecies assigned by the local mystics. Every choice leads to ludicrous outcomes and unexpected consequences, forcing players to think on their feet and balance destiny with their own chaotic desires. With each prophecy, you unravel secrets, encounter zany characters, and discover the fine line between fate and folly in a world where 'a stitch in time saves nine' often translates to driving a dragon to a knitting circle!