Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a world where prophecies are bought, sold, and stolen, you play as a down-on-your-luck oracle named Skeptica. With the ability to interpret prophecies in humorous and unexpected ways, you navigate a series of increasingly ridiculous quests from bumbling heroes, eccentric royalty, and unscrupulous merchants. Each choice leads to bizarre outcomes, with prophecies turning out to be chaotically true or comically false, challenging your wit and wisdom. Assemble a mismatched band of quirky sidekicks, confront flamboyant villains, and unravel the mystery of a stolen prophecy that could change the world or just lead to ridiculous misunderstandings. Your satirical journey combines clever puzzles, character-driven storytelling, and the chance to shape the narrative with your character's snarky quips.