Whose Prophecy Is It, Anyway?

In a land where prophecies are as common as biscuits, you play as an unlucky bard who accidentally becomes the bearer of a laughably convoluted prophecy. Your task is to decipher its true meaning, but every choice you make leads to unpredictable consequences. Will you become the savior of the kingdom, or will you accidentally start a jellybean war? Engage with quirky characters, make wild decisions, and produce hilariously unexpected outcomes as you journey through fantastical realms filled with unexpected twists, comedic encounters, and way too many talking animals.